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Southwest Florida Fishing Report - Bonita Springs to Captiva

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By John GiddyUp-Bunch
NOW HERE THIS! IF YOUR PLANS INCLUDE SW FL PLS CANCEL THEM AND OPT FOR A VACATION ANYWHERE BUT THE FT. MYERS AREA. HELL, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I WOULD RATHER BE IN BEIRUT OR TEXAS THAN IN SW FL. OUR RED TIDE SITUATION COULD ONLY BE DESCROBED AS HORRIFIC. THIS RED TIDE IS BEING DESCRIBED AS THE WORST IN 60 YEARS. TRUST ME ON THIS. CHANGE YOUR VACATON PLANS UNTIL WE GET OUR SHIP BACK ON COURSE. TO TRY AND DESCRIBE THE CARNAGE TO OUR WATERWAYS EXCEEDS MY LITERARY EXPERTISE. WE HAVE A VERY REAL CRISIS ON OUR HANDS. I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO AUTHOR THIS WRITING. CAPT. JOHN "GIDDYUP" bUNCH